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What say to the poem, “Women Shopping, Is Really The Reason Men Get Happy…Real Quick!!!”?

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Q&A: What say to the poem, “Women Shopping, Is Really The Reason Men Get Happy…Real Quick!!!”?

I got a new way of walkin, and
If, that ain’t enough…I got a new
Way of swinging that’ll strut my
Stuff…

Called bellydancing…
With rings on my fingers, and
Bells on my toes…
And new perfume,
Makeup….that’s how it goes!!!

So, hither thee here, thou
Lochinvere…uh, first cousin
To Guinevere…don’tcha DARE tell
Me infidelity runs in that

Family…Oh No!!! Lochinvere be
One superfine MAN!!!!
I’ll seduce, and I’ll cut loose…
Pick him off the floor for

Twenty-four hours of MORE!!!

Moral: Don’t say one word about women shopping. They come

Back with much better attitudes and are…HAPPY!!!!!
Which makes their men HAPPY!!!! heheheheheheheeeeeeeee….!!!!
Lucky Man…I’ll send you the receipts so you can reimburse me!!!!!
Coop 366…Would you like to solve that single status? heheheheheheheheeeeee
Elaine…has Dr. Swetman’s book been through the nomination process yet???
Burgundy slink…heheheheee…who said banquets have to be dull and uh, dull!
Elaine….and a gown to end all gowns! To go with those shoes!!!! I have this feeling, have had it since Glenn began this book……WOW!!!
Poetsofmars.com…folks!!!

Q&A:

Answer by hydropro
If she ain’t happy, we ain’t happy…..What a bargain !!! Now, can we expect an updated avatar anytime soon???

Answer by Evadne Terra
Yes, shopping does make women happier, and since most of us earn our own money these days, the men should just sit back and be happy with the results. Excellent poem with an alternately swinging and swaggering style. Great job, great read, great fun!

Answer by traveling supervisor
happy women,,, happy men,,, leads to,,, well, even more

what a mental image you presented and I ain’t speakin’ of no shoppin’ trippin’

twenty-four hours more seems like a short edited version,,, could that be extended upon request ?

the spectrum of subjects you cover, and do so very well BTW, is just amazing.

more, more, more

thank you kindly

Answer by Lucky Man 2
They like it more when I buy for them.

Answer by Coop 366
Interesting but I’m single.

Answer by ANDREW M
A happy wifey leads to a gratefully happy hubby who in turn they have very ,very happy children ,,,Hell even the the family Mutt is happy ,,,The neighbors think your so happy that you must be doing drugs,,,,Wifey MUST go shopping more often ,,,,

Answer by Elaine P
Hope it’s something slinky. You’re going to need it!!

(Go away, Green blob)!!!!

EDIT: His book is on the board. Submission deadline is Oct. 15. I’m buying new shoes!!

EDIT 2: I already have the gown. Only worn it once and no one who is going to be there has seen it.

Answer by C.S.Scotkin
Hmmm. slinky or vamp or Cinderella froufrou You’ll be the belle of the ball!

Answer by Snidely’s Naked
OK.
Yes.
Stay happy.

You Lil Vixen !!!

Answer by Bob
Yes liked the poem.

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.

Yeah, an’ I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an’ er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An’ I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

…does anyone want to buy my book… sigh… it’s only a quarter and I’m nekkid in the introduction page… don’t worry it’s an old pic, not old me.

all proceeds go toward curing breast cancer.

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